I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not fucking like any god damned fucking people on any fucking plane of existence
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Hugger V Mugger
The Adventures of R. J. C. Kimson and the Kitten Loving Sidekick Hanky Panky.
19. Australian. Psyc Student. Queer ;) . Jane Austen. Kittens, Cats, Puppies, Dogs. Humour.
Random Spams about random things.
STOP SCROLLING.
you have a nice butt
OKAY. CONTINUE.
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IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.
IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.
PLEASE.
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Tiny Pug Sits on Bigger Dog
I sits where I wants.
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
Cherie Currie, Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning & Joan Jett
For Niki.
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- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
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